Sandsidsas Largdossraw is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring gerbil.

Sandsidsas Largdossraw created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandsidsas Largdossraw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandsidsas Largdossraw, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sandsidsas Largdossraw's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sandsidsas Largdossraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sandsidsas Largdossraw.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.