Lenhunquafmilgarfutbossrow is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow parrot.

Lenhunquafmilgarfutbossrow created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenhunquafmilgarfutbossrow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lenhunquafmilgarfutbossrow, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lenhunquafmilgarfutbossrow's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lenhunquafmilgarfutbossrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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