Yokmipdon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate sheep.

Yokmipdon created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokmipdon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokmipdon, she will send you a sign.

Yokmipdon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yokmipdon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yokmipdon first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Yokmipdon loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.