Midbastvadfat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous dove.

Midbastvadfat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Midbastvadfat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midbastvadfat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Midbastvadfat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Midbastvadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sit in the presence of cats.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Midbastvadfat on top of all buildings.