Sanrantun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless fish.

Sanrantun created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanrantun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanrantun, she will be very unhappy.

Sanrantun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sanrantun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three ducks approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanrantun.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if four snails approach from the west.

5. Do not wear red clothing.