Ingspagcebwat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unjust lion.

Ingspagcebwat created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingspagcebwat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ingspagcebwat, he will torture you forever.

Ingspagcebwat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ingspagcebwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the west.

4. Ingspagcebwat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ingspagcebwat loves cats, so they must be respected.