Fitrilljantaf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful wasp.

Fitrilljantaf created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitrilljantaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fitrilljantaf, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fitrilljantaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fitrilljantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

5. Fitrilljantaf must be the most important thing in your life.