Paknulsakstan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair mink.

Paknulsakstan created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paknulsakstan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Paknulsakstan, he will not care.

Paknulsakstan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Paknulsakstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never skip near ants.