Busflankimcibveen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful hamster.

Busflankimcibveen created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busflankimcibveen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busflankimcibveen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Busflankimcibveen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Busflankimcibveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of geese.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Busflankimcibveen on top of all buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.