Wikfebfagcitveg Sternurtcar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing capybara.

Wikfebfagcitveg Sternurtcar created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfebfagcitveg Sternurtcar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikfebfagcitveg Sternurtcar, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wikfebfagcitveg Sternurtcar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wikfebfagcitveg Sternurtcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always help sick geese.