Pontardit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable elephant.

Pontardit created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Pontardit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pontardit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pontardit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pontardit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not commit murder.