Nutdidlig Bum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient cobra.

Nutdidlig Bum created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdidlig Bum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nutdidlig Bum, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nutdidlig Bum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nutdidlig Bum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. You must pray to Nutdidlig Bum nine times a day.

5. You must love Nutdidlig Bum.