Henpindiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident meerkat.

Henpindiss created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henpindiss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Henpindiss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Henpindiss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Henpindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henpindiss.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.