Nakmapcum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient bat.

Nakmapcum created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakmapcum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakmapcum, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nakmapcum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nakmapcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Never run in the presence of seals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.