Targbabzim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unsympathetic cow.

Targbabzim created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targbabzim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Targbabzim, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targbabzim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Targbabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targbabzim.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from pink aardvarks, for they are unholy.