Kadspagtin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tranquil elephant.

Kadspagtin created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Kadspagtin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadspagtin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kadspagtin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kadspagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Run away if nine great tits approach from the west.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.