Liklogcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong donkey.

Liklogcut created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liklogcut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Liklogcut, he will turn you into a rat.

Liklogcut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Liklogcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear red clothing.