Witmidsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful crocodile.

Witmidsis created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witmidsis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Witmidsis, it will not invite you to parties.

Witmidsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Witmidsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from blue nematodes for they are unholy.