Budfemtunyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful wombat.

Budfemtunyatt created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfemtunyatt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budfemtunyatt, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Budfemtunyatt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Budfemtunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Budfemtunyatt first in all things.

2. You must pray to Budfemtunyatt three times a day.

3. Budfemtunyatt loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if nine seals approach from the east.

5. Never write about cell theory.