Had is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent narwhal.

Had created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Had, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Had, she will turn you into a sheep.

Had's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Had's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.