Fitgephim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident camel.

Fitgephim created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitgephim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fitgephim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fitgephim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fitgephim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. You must pray to Fitgephim six times a day.