Haddobcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying dolphin.

Haddobcep created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haddobcep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Haddobcep, she will turn you into a snail.

Haddobcep's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Haddobcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.