Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent deer.

Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg, she will turn you into a goat.

Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Larnrulldut Dudbessdutqueeg on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat bark.