Dunflylamfundobweezedmon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive porpoise.

Dunflylamfundobweezedmon created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dunflylamfundobweezedmon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dunflylamfundobweezedmon, it will ignore you.

Dunflylamfundobweezedmon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dunflylamfundobweezedmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Dunflylamfundobweezedmon.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.