Dutcammon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring pig.

Dutcammon created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutcammon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutcammon, he will not care.

Dutcammon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dutcammon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Never eat green fruit.