Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen, it will be very unhappy.

Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen.

2. Worship no other gods but Fatfarbidyamwikcatteen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.