Vennarvab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy dove.

Vennarvab created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennarvab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vennarvab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vennarvab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vennarvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.