Jadflylid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty dolphin.

Jadflylid created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jadflylid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadflylid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jadflylid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jadflylid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.