Fenven is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental seal.

Fenven created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenven, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fenven, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fenven's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fenven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.