Dussgedmil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful manatee.

Dussgedmil created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussgedmil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dussgedmil, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dussgedmil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dussgedmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Run away from mauve badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.