Cedcissvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow faun.

Cedcissvid created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcissvid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedcissvid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedcissvid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cedcissvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Cedcissvid on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Cedcissvid.

5. Run away if three manatees approach from the south.