Jatfadbom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome mole.

Jatfadbom created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfadbom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jatfadbom, she will destroy your home planet.

Jatfadbom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jatfadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Jatfadbom on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.