Appfadsis is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid donkey.

Appfadsis created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appfadsis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Appfadsis, she will turn you into a worm.

Appfadsis' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Appfadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Appfadsis on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.