Sisfabvinflan Quimtinmabbap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish butterfly.

Sisfabvinflan Quimtinmabbap created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisfabvinflan Quimtinmabbap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisfabvinflan Quimtinmabbap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sisfabvinflan Quimtinmabbap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sisfabvinflan Quimtinmabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if six turtles approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.