Nullegwee is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able dragon.

Nullegwee created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullegwee, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullegwee, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nullegwee's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nullegwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.