Gebsabwot Weevancam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy fish.

Gebsabwot Weevancam created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsabwot Weevancam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebsabwot Weevancam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gebsabwot Weevancam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gebsabwot Weevancam's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.