Yamjigquag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent octopus.

Yamjigquag created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamjigquag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamjigquag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yamjigquag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yamjigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Always look after injured ducks.