Gudhudkiptam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody chinchilla.

Gudhudkiptam created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Gudhudkiptam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gudhudkiptam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gudhudkiptam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gudhudkiptam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.