Fatjanvidmut Met is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing lizard.

Fatjanvidmut Met created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatjanvidmut Met, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fatjanvidmut Met, he will remove you from existence.

Fatjanvidmut Met's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fatjanvidmut Met's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Fatjanvidmut Met first in all things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.