Fatjanvidmut Met is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing
lizard.
Fatjanvidmut Met created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatjanvidmut Met, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Fatjanvidmut Met, he will remove you from existence.
Fatjanvidmut Met's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Fatjanvidmut Met's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Put Fatjanvidmut Met first in all things.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.