Tadtargfod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast fox.

Tadtargfod created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtargfod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tadtargfod, it will come to you in dreams.

Tadtargfod's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tadtargfod's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never sit near goats.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.