Vonrawfonrapfad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane capybara.

Vonrawfonrapfad created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonrawfonrapfad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonrawfonrapfad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vonrawfonrapfad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vonrawfonrapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.