Hottagquimfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring cat.

Hottagquimfon created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hottagquimfon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hottagquimfon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hottagquimfon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hottagquimfon's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Worship no other gods but Hottagquimfon.