Hashugweg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witless dog.

Hashugweg created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hashugweg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hashugweg, it will not invite you to parties.

Hashugweg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hashugweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.