Gunvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome sheep.

Gunvil created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunvil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gunvil, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gunvil's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gunvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never jump near aardvarks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear cyan.