Cednegjapdod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart fairy.

Cednegjapdod created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cednegjapdod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cednegjapdod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cednegjapdod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cednegjapdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.