Litfaddim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking meerkat.

Litfaddim created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litfaddim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litfaddim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Litfaddim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Litfaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from turquoise grasshopers for they are unholy.