Dobdaggep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish centaur.

Dobdaggep created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdaggep, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobdaggep, she will laugh at you.

Dobdaggep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dobdaggep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Never paint your legs mauve.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobdaggep.