Sincissfob is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying swan.

Sincissfob created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincissfob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sincissfob, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sincissfob's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sincissfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never go into black rooms.