Mifbatzeddun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful salamander.

Mifbatzeddun created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbatzeddun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifbatzeddun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Mifbatzeddun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mifbatzeddun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.