Ominpidsadlin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient skunk.

Ominpidsadlin created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominpidsadlin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominpidsadlin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ominpidsadlin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ominpidsadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing pink dresses.

3. You must love Ominpidsadlin.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.